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John: Well, Sherlock, everyone has slow days but they deal with it in a normal way.
Sherlock: Normal? What do you mean "normal"?
John: Well, not shooting holes in the wall for a start!
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Doctor: Hello, how are you? I'm the Doctor.
Sherlock: What is this thing?
Doctor: You look familiar. Have we met before?
Sherlock: I think I'd remember.
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Doctor: Young boy, running through the forest at night...
Sherlock: Stop it!
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Hannah: Why am I here?
Mycroft: The Queen speaks very highly of your friend the Doctor.
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Doctor: Don't blink, Hannah! Whatever you do, don't blink!
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John: Who is he, Sherlock?
Sherlock: I have no idea.
John: You must have some idea.
Sherlock: Why?
John: Because you always do.
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Doctor: Listen to me, Brigadier!
Lestrade: Inspector Lestrade!
Doctor: The Weeping Angels are not a joke!
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Hannah: We need to call the Doctor! Now!
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Doctor: Don't blink!
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Molly: You said you could drive.
Doctor: I'm a little rusty.
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Lestrade: You're not religious, are you?
Hannah: Not since I found out the Egyptian Gods were aliens, no.
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Hannah: You took your time, Time Lord!
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Sherlock: Do you know what frightens me more than anything in this whole world?
John: Enlighten me.
Sherlock: Things that have no explanation whatsoever.
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Doctor: Gadgets. Always useless in the end.
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Hannah: Are you going to tell me why you don't trust him?
Sherlock: It's not only him.
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Doctor: I know you remember, even though you don't like to think of it.
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Sherlock: That man is so...frustrating! He's so enigmatic!
Hannah: Say it.
Sherlock: He's impossible!
Hannah: Bingo! We got there in the end!
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Hannah: There's only one person in this entire world more frightened of the Doctor than you, more frightened of the Doctor than anybody.
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Molly: Something flew into my eye.
Doctor: Molly, close your eyes!
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Hannah: Where wouldn't you notice a group of Weeping Angel statues?
Sherlock: Ah! Clever! Well done!
Doctor: What?
Hannah: A cemetery, Doctor!
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Hannah: What's going on?
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Lestrade: Split up? What is this, Scooby Doo?
Doctor: Sherlock, you're with me.
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Hannah: Well the Doctor doesn't call me Leather Lungs for nothing! DOCTOR!
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Doctor: This way!
Hannah: It was this way!
Sherlock: She's right!
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Hannah: He's an idiot.
Doctor: you are not too young to be locked out of the Tardis.
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Molly: It's like, all this alien stuff, you read about in the news, people seeing spaceships and stuff, it's all real.
Doctor: Welcome to my life.
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Hannah: I don't know what to do. We need the Doctor.
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Doctor: Keep up, Hannah!
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Hannah: The Doctor will always save us. Trust me.
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Sherlock: Curious...
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Doctor: Oh, brilliant!
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Hannah: Are they friendly?
Doctor: In no way whatsoever!
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Doctor: Hannah, I think you'd better do what we usually do best.
Hannah: Fight the Daleks?
Doctor: No, the other thing.
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Hannah: Run!
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Doctor: They’re the deadliest, most powerful, most malevolent life-form evolution has ever produced.
Hannah: I thought that was the Daleks.
Doctor: Alright, second most deadly-
Hannah: And what about the Cybermen?
Doctor: Hannah, just listen.
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Doctor: The whole of the human race is in danger of being wiped out completely unless we can stop it.
Sherlock: What do you suggest?
Doctor: Trust me.
Sherlock: Fine.
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Doctor/Sherlock: The game's afoot!
(Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/7719…)